Saturday, September 18, 2004
Fuckin Sand Man
Does anyone in the world hate chain letters? You know the ones that say "If you don't send this to 10 million people in the next 3 seconds your going to die by way of a butterfly." Like fuckin hell people. Don't send that shit. You know it's complete bullshit to begin with. All your doing is helping make a chain of pissed off people. Do you really want to this to be sent to some deranged mass murderer? The kind who finds the people with the 200000 e-mails attached to the letter. Then he goes out an totaly skull fucks you with a meat hook jammed through your wang? Seriously people. It happens, i should know. I ended up killing 14 of those little murderer buggers after i sent one of those chain letters by accident. Knowing the rest of the world. They'll kill you, not the other way around. I'm Kevin Fucking Wiersema. I can kill a mass murderer 27 ways befor his blood hits the ground. I doubt any of you can do the same. So do the world a favor.
STOP SENDING THOSE FUCKING CHAIN LETTERS.
- Kevin
Does anyone in the world hate chain letters? You know the ones that say "If you don't send this to 10 million people in the next 3 seconds your going to die by way of a butterfly." Like fuckin hell people. Don't send that shit. You know it's complete bullshit to begin with. All your doing is helping make a chain of pissed off people. Do you really want to this to be sent to some deranged mass murderer? The kind who finds the people with the 200000 e-mails attached to the letter. Then he goes out an totaly skull fucks you with a meat hook jammed through your wang? Seriously people. It happens, i should know. I ended up killing 14 of those little murderer buggers after i sent one of those chain letters by accident. Knowing the rest of the world. They'll kill you, not the other way around. I'm Kevin Fucking Wiersema. I can kill a mass murderer 27 ways befor his blood hits the ground. I doubt any of you can do the same. So do the world a favor.
STOP SENDING THOSE FUCKING CHAIN LETTERS.
- Kevin
posted by Sandwich at 6:22 p.m.
2 Comments:
Make peanut butter, not war.
Srsly. And I'm all like, make peanut butter, not war!
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