Rabbit Shit In A Box

"Maybe she doesn want us in there because she's turning the place into a methemphetimine lab. Get the local kids hook on the meth and the crack cocain. Then you know what's next? Marijuiana, then jazz music. Forget about it!"

Today a little presentation was given by the folks at Teen Challange. An anti-drug organization that helps people get clean from heavy drug addiction. I was somewhat enjoying the presentation until the Q & A period at the very end. And they announced that they followed the faith.
WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE YALL! The faith?
Yeah, you heard it, the faith. And you can guess my reaction.
WHERE'S MY GUN AT?!
Those god loving bastards stole 1 & 1/2 hours of my life! And I want it back. Real bad. I want some damned

ATHIEST ORDER

SIMULATED FLAVOR

If I Were A Cheese Waffle
By: Kevin Robert Curtis Wiersema

If I were a cheese waffle, I wouldn't be swiss, nor fedda. Gouda maybe, but not monteray jack. American? If i were gay, then yes. Processed? You bet your black ass. So if i were a cheese waffle, processed I would be.

Boot Your Ass

What I only wish I could do to a very very stupid person in my school.

Engrish

Has anyone ever wondered what the H stands for in "Jesus H. Christ"? I'm not a religous guy, almost anti religious. But I tend to say, Oh My God, and Fucking Christ, and one I say quite a bit. "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING RETARD!" I mostly say that sort of stuff out of habit. Infact, it's one of the most widly used part of my vocabulary. It also pisses me off when the hard core chirstian people, namely teachers yell at me when I "use the lords name in vain". Step the fuck off, seriously. This is a world of free speech. Not everyone believes in your mythical characters God and Jesus. Yeah, that's right. THEY DON'T EXIST.

BACK TO EARTH

Moving on. Today was uneventful as per usual. I did the same old same. Went the school, arriving just on time. Went to science, thought about blowing up something that someone stupid in my class would find of great sentamental value. And I would get away with it considering that she wouldn't noticed for another, oh, 3 months or so. Fucking retard.

I just received word from one of my very trusted Star Wars nerds whom saw Star Wars Revenge Of The Sith. From what he's told me, it sucks. According to him, it was "not as great as i had hoped". Going into the movie he said his expectations were uber high. But it ended up being a festival of crap. "It just sucked dude. It's too jumpy, the plot is weak and it's not very convincing." He also told me. So in closing, one of the years most anticipating movies, was a waste of time energy and most importantly money.

From the reviews and personal accounts i've heard.


**1/2 out of *****

Counting Bodies Like Sheep

This weekend I travelled to Kenora for testing and interviews with the Canadian Forces. The weekend went sort of like this.

15:15 - Departure from RRHS to home.
15:25 - Arrival home, followed by final gear check and loading.
15:45 - Departure from home to Kenora
18:31 - Arrival at 116th Independant Field Battery Armory

For the next hour or so a bunch of us military hopefuls sat around in mess and bullshited. You tell that everyone in the room was restless. Even Bdr. Scott couldn't really sit still. He was always sitting down for no more then 15 seconds, stand up look around or walk outside, come back and sit down again. He did that alot while we waited for our only test of the day. This test being one of the most important, the apptitude test.

19:23 - CFAT (Canadian Forces Apptitude Test)

This test consisted of three sections;

• Verbal Skills (15 questions, 5 minutes)
• Spatal Ability (15 questions, 15 minutes)
• Problem Solving (30 questions, 30 minutes)

After the test we sat around in the room and waited. After about 15 minutes of talking to the other test persons, we received re-embersments (money for food). I recieved $32.62. The time frame get's sort of shadie after that. Anyways we went down into the mess and watched TV. In their mess they have a HUGE tv. Over 60'' i think. Sitting beside this massive tele, on either side was 2 massive speakers. They were fucking taller then me, and they thumped. We ordered a few pizza's, we chipped in $5 each. So I had an easy $27.62 sitting on my pocket. We also rented movies and watched Blade Trinity, the speakers were knocking shit off the walls. Knowing it would happen, the army guys removed the expensive pictures prior to movie watching. Lights out is at 23:00, this is when you are allowed to go to bed. No one did, we stayed up watching movies till about 01:30.

06:00 - Wake up call.
07:00 - Breakfast
08:00 - Testing and Interviews

I left the Armories at about 11:45 and Bdr. Scott dropped me off at Jeremy Thompsons for an surprise visit. The jist of the rest of the weekend is me and JT hung out and went to the movies on saturday. Then I came home today.

Lighthouse Rain Gear

Fuckall has been going on lately. I've been heavily looking to the weekend. You know, as the school year begins to winde down, I realize how much I really want summer to be here. Althought i'm not doing anything exceedingly fun this summer. Working in Shilo, running obstical courses, dong forces marches, being yelled at, 5AM inspections. Accually, this summer is going to be one of the best of my life. So far anyways.

Coca-Cola Enjoy YALL WASUP!

A great man once said "In order to live a full and happy life, do something that makes you happy." Two things in my life make me happy Family/Friends and Sports. I have alot of friends, and almost to much family, and since I can't exactly be doing them, sports is something I decided I focus most of my time and energy on. Becoming a full time athlete isn't something for everyone. One must be determined and have a high degree of self respect and self disipline. Not to mention be in insanely good shape. Some people are going to think that I am going to fail horribly. For for those others, I want you to trust me in my decision and support me through thick and thin. Athletes can be great, but they can be greater with fans to cheer them on along the way.

Today I made a crutial decision. I may have very well given up all school sports for the next year or so. But I am going to focus all my time and effort on one sport. TaeKwonDo is my sport of choice. I am an accomplished athlete in martial arts. Receiving a metal at almost every compatition i've been in since 1997. I have enough experience to take it to the next level. From now on, i'm a full time athlete.

Boo! You Whore!

Tomorrow i'm gonna call one of my old friends and leave a message on their answering machine. Most likely saying this "Hello, This Is Doctor Kavorkian, Your Fridge Is Running"

Has anyone accually watched a new episode of Sesame Street or Sesame Park or whatever the fuck it's called? Have you noticed some of the wonderful changes that they have made to that show over the last 5 or so years? I remember the first change way back when Mr. Dressup was the man and when he was still alive. Snuffleupagus. My favorite Semame street character "moved away" or something of that nature. He never made another appearance. The reason being, he wasn't a real animal. He was a fucking wooly mammoth. They existed! Look at elmo, cookie monster or grover, they're not real animals/beings! Like what the fuck yo. They hack off the hairy elephant, but the leave the crazy dancing monsters!

The reason for changing Sesame Street to Sesame Park was a somewhat reasonable desision. They didn't want kids to be influenced to play in a street. Well no shit. But how many 4 year olds can accually make that kind of fucking connection? But here's the kicker. Cookie monster, who's so called diet only consisted of cookies. Can only eat a certian amount of cookies per show. Now what the hell is that? A being that doesn't exist, can only eat a certian amount of cookies. Which is all he ever eats anyways. This world is going to hell in a golf cart. Yes, golf cart...

Don't even get me started on that red piece of shit they call Elmo....

Shit Waffle

Last night I recieved word that my TaeKwonDo instructor is going to get approvel for me to enter the Canadian Junior National Taekwondo Championships in Edmonton. Considering that I will get my black belt in just over 2 weeks, it could be my first black belt competition. Frankly, that scares the shit out of me. Two reasons, black belt sparring is alot more competitive then colored belts. Also, I will be competing against some of Canada's finest martial artists. A tad intimadating? Just a little.

Back To School

By Deftones

It's a good song. So today I handed in all of my history. War cards, and poster. My poster is shown below. It's all freehand, and it took alot longer then I expected. So long that I didn't get time to do my war cards. So during 3rd (history) I used my computer time to finish both cards and hand them in. Talk about saving my ass. I was searching and typing like a mad man trying to find my information, and put it into my own words. So tonight i'm probably gonna finsih off my questions from science and be somewhat home free. For now anyways. All the stress from the last weeks is generally gone. So it's all good. And for those wondering about what I said in the last post. I say alot of things.

Good Bye

To everyone who consiters me thier friend.

I have friends and then I have "friends". You see, the difference is that my friends, my real friends are the people that make me happy. I guess your not one of these friends, and I have my reasoning. Crossing me in the past, is my best guess. I can't tell you my secrets, I can't tell you how I really feel inside. I push people away because they get in the way. My inner demons are something I should deal with, not you or anyone else. And if I end up losing everyone, if I end up alone forever. So be it. Depression is something people have to deal with. Many deal with it differnently then others. You know, maybe this whole thing is social suicide. Maybe after evenone reads this, they're gonna think. "Jesus, this guy is such a fucking asshole." Maybe I am, or maybe your just on drugs. Frankly in my mind, social suicide is better then the suicide that involves a bullet in the head.

This could be my last post. To tell you the truth, I really don't beleive i'll be posting here again. So to those who hate me.

Challange And Understanding

On a bad day like today, I have to wonder. Why the hell do I hang on so long when others that have faced less and given up? Why am I one of those people who doesn't give up? Sometimes I really do wish I was weak, so I could have given up by now. For years now I have been struggling with the fact that I don't have any friends who really make me happy. Inside, I am really very unhappy and alone. Depressed some could say.

Something that probably doesn't make things better is the fact that I am now single. Due to lack of communication we drifted appart. Due to our busy lifestyles, a chance to see eachother, even talk became a very rare occasion. No longer were we happy in our relationship, so for the best we decided to end it. So for those of you who are worried about me, i'll be fine. I end up solving my own problems eventually.