Canadian Born Terror
On friday and saturday, 17 males of an alleged home grown terrorist cell were arrested in a massive police raid for plotting terror attacks on targets located in southern ontario. One of the targets were our lovely Prime Minister, Stephen Harper.
This is now common knowledge to generally all Canadians and some Americans.
Here's the big thing about all this...
YOUR ALL FUCKING SURPRISED?
Why the fuck is everyone so surprised by this? I'll tell you why.
It's because we're Canada. Naive little Canada. Oh no, no terrorists are going to attack us, cause we're Canada! *Micky mouse voice* Oh no! Not Canada!
Wake the fuck up people. We're one of the US's largest trading partners. Thats right, we're partners with the US of A. We share the longest unprotected boarder in the world with these people. What else will we eventually share in the next 50 years? The radiation from the nuclear weapons that will detonate on United States soil from angry countries. Cause who likes the US? No one likes the US. It's partly from this association that we shall share this burdon.
But it's also because we have troops in afgahnistan. Of course, this is logical. These fucking cheeseballs want to kill innocent civilians because we have soldiers in a far off country who are killing the bad guys. They have to take it out on someone right? Of course they do, it's how things work in the mind of a terrorist.
Terrorists + killings innocent civilians = Government pulling troops out of Afghanistan who are... killing terrorists.
Yeah, like that ones gonna happen.
And of course, Canadians are going to react in the normal way.
"Hey! These terrorists are like... gonna try and kill us... because... we have troops in Afghanistan. WE GOTTA PULL ALL THE TROOPS OUT OF AFGHANISTAN NOW!!!!"
No tools. For the last fucking time.
Troops in Afghanistan + killing terrorists = Less terrorists
You don't understand do you toolie? Well, your not alone...
This is now common knowledge to generally all Canadians and some Americans.
Here's the big thing about all this...
YOUR ALL FUCKING SURPRISED?
Why the fuck is everyone so surprised by this? I'll tell you why.
It's because we're Canada. Naive little Canada. Oh no, no terrorists are going to attack us, cause we're Canada! *Micky mouse voice* Oh no! Not Canada!
Wake the fuck up people. We're one of the US's largest trading partners. Thats right, we're partners with the US of A. We share the longest unprotected boarder in the world with these people. What else will we eventually share in the next 50 years? The radiation from the nuclear weapons that will detonate on United States soil from angry countries. Cause who likes the US? No one likes the US. It's partly from this association that we shall share this burdon.
But it's also because we have troops in afgahnistan. Of course, this is logical. These fucking cheeseballs want to kill innocent civilians because we have soldiers in a far off country who are killing the bad guys. They have to take it out on someone right? Of course they do, it's how things work in the mind of a terrorist.
Terrorists + killings innocent civilians = Government pulling troops out of Afghanistan who are... killing terrorists.
Yeah, like that ones gonna happen.
And of course, Canadians are going to react in the normal way.
"Hey! These terrorists are like... gonna try and kill us... because... we have troops in Afghanistan. WE GOTTA PULL ALL THE TROOPS OUT OF AFGHANISTAN NOW!!!!"
No tools. For the last fucking time.
Troops in Afghanistan + killing terrorists = Less terrorists
You don't understand do you toolie? Well, your not alone...
posted by Sandwich at 9:14 p.m.
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Havent been on the site in a while, I had a little catching up to do. Anyways later bud
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