Boo! You Whore!
Tomorrow i'm gonna call one of my old friends and leave a message on their answering machine. Most likely saying this "Hello, This Is Doctor Kavorkian, Your Fridge Is Running"
Has anyone accually watched a new episode of Sesame Street or Sesame Park or whatever the fuck it's called? Have you noticed some of the wonderful changes that they have made to that show over the last 5 or so years? I remember the first change way back when Mr. Dressup was the man and when he was still alive. Snuffleupagus. My favorite Semame street character "moved away" or something of that nature. He never made another appearance. The reason being, he wasn't a real animal. He was a fucking wooly mammoth. They existed! Look at elmo, cookie monster or grover, they're not real animals/beings! Like what the fuck yo. They hack off the hairy elephant, but the leave the crazy dancing monsters!
The reason for changing Sesame Street to Sesame Park was a somewhat reasonable desision. They didn't want kids to be influenced to play in a street. Well no shit. But how many 4 year olds can accually make that kind of fucking connection? But here's the kicker. Cookie monster, who's so called diet only consisted of cookies. Can only eat a certian amount of cookies per show. Now what the hell is that? A being that doesn't exist, can only eat a certian amount of cookies. Which is all he ever eats anyways. This world is going to hell in a golf cart. Yes, golf cart...
Don't even get me started on that red piece of shit they call Elmo....
Has anyone accually watched a new episode of Sesame Street or Sesame Park or whatever the fuck it's called? Have you noticed some of the wonderful changes that they have made to that show over the last 5 or so years? I remember the first change way back when Mr. Dressup was the man and when he was still alive. Snuffleupagus. My favorite Semame street character "moved away" or something of that nature. He never made another appearance. The reason being, he wasn't a real animal. He was a fucking wooly mammoth. They existed! Look at elmo, cookie monster or grover, they're not real animals/beings! Like what the fuck yo. They hack off the hairy elephant, but the leave the crazy dancing monsters!
The reason for changing Sesame Street to Sesame Park was a somewhat reasonable desision. They didn't want kids to be influenced to play in a street. Well no shit. But how many 4 year olds can accually make that kind of fucking connection? But here's the kicker. Cookie monster, who's so called diet only consisted of cookies. Can only eat a certian amount of cookies per show. Now what the hell is that? A being that doesn't exist, can only eat a certian amount of cookies. Which is all he ever eats anyways. This world is going to hell in a golf cart. Yes, golf cart...
Don't even get me started on that red piece of shit they call Elmo....
posted by Sandwich at 10:50 p.m.
1 Comments:
Dude, the Cookie MOnster thing just PISSES ME OFF!
What happened to "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me"
FUCKeRS!
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