Multi-Language Quickie
"Dude, I havn't gotten laid in like 16 and a half years! Seriously like, what the fuck!"
"That's why your called a virgian jim..."
"It is? I thought it was some sort of special title or something... GOD DAMNIT!"
If I was an educated person, and i am... just not very well. I would think that this whole being a terrorist thing really doesn't have good benifites. Like really, no health plans, no dental plans, and certianly no vacation pay. Althought considering that if you try to take a vacation, you'd get arrested because your a terrorist, so you don't really need the vacation pay. And suicied bombers, talk about getting the short end of the stick. These guys aren't even paid to die. Shit, they don't even get a proper burial paid for by their employers. All they get promised is like 74 virgians in heaven. I think all the suicide bombers are virgians to wanna take this job. But imagin the guys who don't get the position to be a suicial bomber. That's gotta be a self esteem killer eh?
"I'm sorry, but your not good enough to kill yourself in the name of allah"
But what really makes me laugh is the fact that these guys are promised 74 virgians in heaven. When in accuall truth, the correct translation is 74 crystal fruits. Imagin the look on the guys face when he finds 74 fruits insted of 74 naked teenagers.
In other, more important news. Got a new vid card for my computer, so if any old Ghost Recon owners are looking to play some old school Red Square, i'll be happy to own your ass.
Also, my peircing count has moved up from 1 to 3.
"That's why your called a virgian jim..."
"It is? I thought it was some sort of special title or something... GOD DAMNIT!"
If I was an educated person, and i am... just not very well. I would think that this whole being a terrorist thing really doesn't have good benifites. Like really, no health plans, no dental plans, and certianly no vacation pay. Althought considering that if you try to take a vacation, you'd get arrested because your a terrorist, so you don't really need the vacation pay. And suicied bombers, talk about getting the short end of the stick. These guys aren't even paid to die. Shit, they don't even get a proper burial paid for by their employers. All they get promised is like 74 virgians in heaven. I think all the suicide bombers are virgians to wanna take this job. But imagin the guys who don't get the position to be a suicial bomber. That's gotta be a self esteem killer eh?
"I'm sorry, but your not good enough to kill yourself in the name of allah"
But what really makes me laugh is the fact that these guys are promised 74 virgians in heaven. When in accuall truth, the correct translation is 74 crystal fruits. Imagin the look on the guys face when he finds 74 fruits insted of 74 naked teenagers.
In other, more important news. Got a new vid card for my computer, so if any old Ghost Recon owners are looking to play some old school Red Square, i'll be happy to own your ass.
Also, my peircing count has moved up from 1 to 3.
posted by Sandwich at 6:19 p.m.
2 Comments:
where's your new piercings sweety?
I trim thank you. Any penial peircings would be clearly visible
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