Happy Fucking New Year

Well you sack of fucking ninnys, it's the '05 and not a fucking thing has really changed for me since the '04. Although i did find someone to spend my new years with. Sarah, my girlfriend from Kenora. Pretty much, we spent the last week just hanging out. She's the greatest. Anyways we just watched movies and hung out in our PJ's till 4am and then crashed on the couch cause Rachelle (Sarah's best friend) was taking up the whole bed in Sarah's room. So Sarah and I crashed on her couch. Today I was also suppost to take the bus home. That didn't work because i'm still in Kenora. But i'm taking it tomorrow at like 10:45am. Oh yeah, missing school, whats up. But yeah.

Crazed Animals - Crazed Animal Watch - Day 1

By: Wang Dixson

For those of you who don't know. The "crazed" animal population in the greater Canada region has sky rocketed in the last 12 days. Reposts say that the animals are becoming more and more addicted to crack cocaine, which can be found outside public play grounds for children. In turn making the animals more crazed by the minute. Scientist have speculated that if we don't act now the human race with be wiped out within the next 30 - 1, 000, 000 days. It is said that this could happen by King of the Squirrles creating a massive army that would distroy every last human on the planet. There was no comments from King of the Squirrles at press time.