Ass Thumpers 7: Thump Attack
*Thick, high pitched British accent*
"Aye ya lil' basta'd. Wha' the bloo'y 'ell do ya think you doin'? Oh shuttup ya lil' wanka. Your not the aire of the bloo'y queen. I Ou'a smack you. Wanka!"
Anyways young people. Remember when i said that i never forgive n forget? Well i'm also a hugh fan of the phrase "Payback's a bitch" This is something that someone found out today. It all started many weeks ago. There's this girl kristin at my high school. She's this minor niner i used to like. And dude WTF what i thinking? Anyways so she was drawing our school mascot the mighty owl on a white board. I said sarcaticly "that sucks so much ass". I don't think i could make it anymore clear that i was being sarcatic. If you know me, i like pushing buttons. She got offended and i kinda crossed the line about the drawing. Thing is, i hurt her feelings, which i didn't know. I found out later and appologized. I got the same old same old your a asshole bit. I'm used to it. Then after it was said i changed the subject. Or atleast tryed to. But what does she do? She attacks me and my morals. Not to mention my friends and family. And then she says she pittys any girl who goes out with me. Now i said i was deeply sorry and what does the bitch do? Throws it right back in my face and attacks me. Like shit, who the fuck do you thinkl you are miss big shot? Fuck nah.
Anyways, so a few weeks pass. Today mista T was talking about static electricity and shit. Then the guys are like "Dude, say vincent and kristin'll get mad" So being how she was a bitch to be weeks prior, I did. I didn't know who this vincent character was. So i go on saying this shit. Then i bring out the big guns. I ask this question. "So uh Mr. T, let's say my friend, Vince is walking down the street and he steps on a live wire and gets electicuted. What happens to vinces body when vince gets electricuted. And my second question, let's say vince is holding hands with his friends, oh let's say kristin. Would she get electicuted too?" That was my question, little did i know, that vince was the guy kristin liked. Turns out i totaly hurt her feelings almost making her go into tears. I admit it was harsh. And i didn't mean it hurt her that bad. Although, paybacks a bitch. Live with it.
"Aye ya lil' basta'd. Wha' the bloo'y 'ell do ya think you doin'? Oh shuttup ya lil' wanka. Your not the aire of the bloo'y queen. I Ou'a smack you. Wanka!"
Anyways young people. Remember when i said that i never forgive n forget? Well i'm also a hugh fan of the phrase "Payback's a bitch" This is something that someone found out today. It all started many weeks ago. There's this girl kristin at my high school. She's this minor niner i used to like. And dude WTF what i thinking? Anyways so she was drawing our school mascot the mighty owl on a white board. I said sarcaticly "that sucks so much ass". I don't think i could make it anymore clear that i was being sarcatic. If you know me, i like pushing buttons. She got offended and i kinda crossed the line about the drawing. Thing is, i hurt her feelings, which i didn't know. I found out later and appologized. I got the same old same old your a asshole bit. I'm used to it. Then after it was said i changed the subject. Or atleast tryed to. But what does she do? She attacks me and my morals. Not to mention my friends and family. And then she says she pittys any girl who goes out with me. Now i said i was deeply sorry and what does the bitch do? Throws it right back in my face and attacks me. Like shit, who the fuck do you thinkl you are miss big shot? Fuck nah.
Anyways, so a few weeks pass. Today mista T was talking about static electricity and shit. Then the guys are like "Dude, say vincent and kristin'll get mad" So being how she was a bitch to be weeks prior, I did. I didn't know who this vincent character was. So i go on saying this shit. Then i bring out the big guns. I ask this question. "So uh Mr. T, let's say my friend, Vince is walking down the street and he steps on a live wire and gets electicuted. What happens to vinces body when vince gets electricuted. And my second question, let's say vince is holding hands with his friends, oh let's say kristin. Would she get electicuted too?" That was my question, little did i know, that vince was the guy kristin liked. Turns out i totaly hurt her feelings almost making her go into tears. I admit it was harsh. And i didn't mean it hurt her that bad. Although, paybacks a bitch. Live with it.
posted by Sandwich at 10:28 p.m.
2 Comments:
^^^^^^ What he said.
lololololol hahaha!!!!111~
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