Moving....

Well children I'm moving. Far far away from here. To a place i've never been. To a place south of my current home. To a place of warmth, a place of comfort. Yes, I, Kevin's computer is moving to the basement to live in prosparity.

Yep, I am moving the computer downstairs into my bedroom. Were it will be the first component to an awesome media room. I'm hooking my new stereo up to the computer when i get it. And when i get my new stereo, i'm also hooking my tv, and dvd player up to it. It's gonna be awesome. With the new w00x (stereo) i'm gonna shake the house with tunes and explosions. Oh what fun.

BOO YEAH PHuCKERz

UGHHHMMPPPFFF

Well, we went to atikokan, we lost. But the day was alright. Until i got home. The weather wasn't that great. I was fucking pooring. So i called my house 4 or 5 times. No Answer, i ended up walking my ass home. I'm totaly soaked. Not fun. FUCK YOU RAIN!

Get Away From Me

Knock Knock Knock. "Pizza hut! You order pizza?" The door slowly creeps open and a face appears out of the shadows of the dark house. Two figures stand outside waiting for the face to acknowledge them. The face's eyes shift slowly from one figure to the other, finally noticing a black bag in the hands of the shorter, better built, fare figure. The door opens a little wider, reviling that the face has a body. The face and body step outside. "I beleive I did order a pizza..." It replys as it pulls out a wallet. "That will be $16.45 please." The larger figure tells the face with a body. "Here's $17.00." It says as it disappears back into the house. The two figures turn around and fade into the black of night...

Accually, the two figures were my cousin Jamie and I. Me being the "shorter, better built, fare figure..." And Jamie was "the other one". Last night from 5 - 12 last night solemnly deleivering pizza's for the good of the land. The land being Kenora. We were the fastest pizza delivery team in the land. He drove, I directed and handled the money. We deleivered over $430 in pizza hut products. Oh yeah, and the "face with a body" was just some stoner. Stoners were like half the fucking clientel. Like dude! Drugs are bad for you children. Don't be a fool, stay in school.

"And sideswiped!" - Kevin

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Ah shit...

Flying Cock Bags

Don't you hate when you meet someone really cool and you get to know them. Then all of a sudden you don't see or talk to them for like a month. Just like that, contact is cut off and you can't really get ahold of them. I don't like when that happens. And when you finally do get to talk to them. They ask you the same questions. Where the fuck have you been? Did you just die or something? Shit like that. Lifes fucked up like that.

Hitler Was A Sensitive Man

Alright people, i've said it once and i'll say it again. If you don't like what I write, don't fucking read my fucking blog. It's as simple as that. Everyone is entilted to their own opinion. But frankly, if you don't like my blog, don't bitch at me. So take your opinions and shove it up your ass. I don't wanna hear it.


1,209,285 people hate my blog

I hate 1,209,285 people

Dear...

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...
Your comments are gay. Your faggy friends are fags.
Love,
Jebus.
P.S. You're gay, too. Learn grammar.
9:53 PM

Anonymous said...
I know ALL TOO WELL what happened
7:08 PM

Anonymous said...
Dear Fuck face,
We all know you had fun porkin Beatrice so just addmit it already....LOL
7:31 PM

we have no name said...
Pur "PORK" on your fork!"
Kebin Ben Wang + Beatrice" - r u hungry yet??
7:36 PM

To whom it may concern,
Eat Shit And Die
Love,
Kevin

DRUNKINESS

Well, last night I went to Meagans birthday party in the bush. To say the least, i'm still feeling the effects of what when on that night. Drinking for one thing. I had alittle to much, and to say the least I made a complete drunkin idiot of myself. I'm not proud of it, not at all. Me + Booze = Insanity. I do not recommend it. Not at all. I'm still alittle hung over. Once my hang over disappears i'll post everything i remember. Which isn't like much.

JEEBUS!

These are comments from one of my posts titled "Wow"
Now this is what keeps my blog better then all the other blogger wanna-be's from this area. I started it, so I will ALWAYS be the fuckin king. Ya Herd!

Anonymous said...
tristan is a fucken dumb ass lol hey tristan if u do ever read this comment, get some new fucken shoes lol and maybe a new network adapter
3:52 PM

yourockmysocks said...
TRISTAN YOU ARE INSANELY COOL!!!!
6:17 PM

yourockmysocks said...
mr. popularity has no friends
6:19 PM

Anonymous said...
la la la laloser say what?
6:21 PM

Anonymous said...
i love you tristan
6:23 PM

yourockmysocks said...
me and my friends love tristan shumaker
6:27 PM

.:the sisterhood:. said...
hey. I thought that "I" was the one who wants Tristan. Stay the fuck away from "MY" curly.
5:08 PM

.:the sisterhood:. said...
Who is that Anonymous that wants my curly? I say, "BRING IT"
5:11 PM

Anonymous said...
ok.....lets get this straight....i'm the only one that LOVES tristan shumaker.....you said BRING IT....fine then...i will....I LOVE YOU TRISTAN
5:34 PM

.:the sisterhood:. said...
ok. Lets say this one more time. Bring "IT". You know what i mean. Whats all this talk about YOU loving Tristan? "MY" curly? NO way you could love..touching...running your fingers through....BRING IT BITCH!
6:07 PM

Anonymous said...
ok...w/e ..."your curly" jeez,...i think he's mine...he's too cool...like, he's sooooo curly..and i really like him so leave him for me. I LOVE YOU TRISTAN SHUMAKER.... you said bring it on bitch...well guess what?........its already been brought....grrrrr.
love ya tristan.
6:12 PM

.:the sisterhood:. said...
w/e. you hopeless slut. You can't just BRING IT when it has already been BROUGHT. (lol, you shoulda said tat)Ne ways, MY curly, stay the fuck away unless you want your pretty little eyes all swollen with pus oozin out..Take my advice:Dont mess with the pros when you're only an amateur.
6:23 PM

.:the sisterhood:. said...
heh! tristan is COOL
8:44 PM

.:the sisterhood:. said...
I would like to inform the anonymous bitch, that tristan is taken, or about to be.
8:59 PM

Anonymous said...
i know he's about to be taken.....ha ha.....BY ME!!!!!!!!
5:16 PM

.:the sisterhood:. said...
ok ok! you win! I give up. I guess you just wanted him more. Have fun at you uncles? I think?
9:01 PM

Kevin said...
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?
9:53 PM

Anonymous said...
Would all of you just shut the fuck up. No one can have me. Bitch!!!!!!!
Sincerly,
Tristan
10:05 PM

Kevin said...
Yeah, that's because he's gay. Tristan, he loves the cock. Yeah, he likes the wangang. HUGE homo his is.
10:09 PM

Anonymous said...
Kevin is a complete FAGGIT god i should shoot him in the head. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.No i'm not.
Sincerly,
Tristan
10:13 PM

Kevin said...
wang lover...
10:15 PM

TRISTAN SHUMAKER said...
I think you all should go fuck yourself. Jesus Christ ahhh i shouldn't use those words.I'm goin to go kill my self
Sincerly,
Tristan Shumaker
10:31 PM

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Ownage Monkey Wrench Tactical

Well minions. My telling of the future was of course, true. COMPLETE ASS KICKORY! We totally made all 3 teams our bitches. Although they arn't as superior as us, we still treated them ass they were a better team. So we played as hard as possible, leading to complete devistation. They were fucked anyways.

More at 11.

Please Sir, May I Have Some More?

Well, shit. It's 5:30 and i'm getting ready to leave to go to Soiux Lookout for volley ball. Gonna kick some ass. Gonna chase some ass, and gonna act like an ass for alittle while. I hope everyone brought a change of underwear, we be havin fun hur.

Wow

Not a lot has happened in the last week. Ran around in circles for awhile. Got no where. You know, same old same old. I'm alittle tired right now. Dish, is out, so i can't watch the idiot box. But I do have a funny story.
Last night, tristan, clinton and I are going to the convenience. I was on tristans bike, and they were running for some stupid reason. Tristan had on these old school, hobo sun glasses with only one lense. He threw them on the ground when he began running. I picked them up and gave chase. I went as fast as i could in order to get as close as I could so i could get a clear shot at the back of his head with the glasses. I got about within 7 feet of the fucker and he slows down, I take aim and fire nailing him in the back of his head. Since he slowed down and I only had one hand on the handle bars, I didn't have enough time to make a good turn. I clipped tristan with the handlebars, turning them totaly sideways. Normaly when that happens at full speed your fucked, which i was. I flip over the handle bars, landing on my right sholder and elbow. Also giving my head a good wack on the sidewalk. I came to rest 10 feet away from tristan and the bike. Lying on my back in the middle of the sidewalk, my head was unable to touch the ground because i was laughing so hard. Stagering into the convenince trying to regain control still laughing at what just happened, I watched tristan inspect the damage to his PS2 that was in the bag his was holding on his back. The back of his PS2 suffered a good beating and benting. Luckly, the fuckin thing still works. I'm home free.