Wow
Not a lot has happened in the last week. Ran around in circles for awhile. Got no where. You know, same old same old. I'm alittle tired right now. Dish, is out, so i can't watch the idiot box. But I do have a funny story.
Last night, tristan, clinton and I are going to the convenience. I was on tristans bike, and they were running for some stupid reason. Tristan had on these old school, hobo sun glasses with only one lense. He threw them on the ground when he began running. I picked them up and gave chase. I went as fast as i could in order to get as close as I could so i could get a clear shot at the back of his head with the glasses. I got about within 7 feet of the fucker and he slows down, I take aim and fire nailing him in the back of his head. Since he slowed down and I only had one hand on the handle bars, I didn't have enough time to make a good turn. I clipped tristan with the handlebars, turning them totaly sideways. Normaly when that happens at full speed your fucked, which i was. I flip over the handle bars, landing on my right sholder and elbow. Also giving my head a good wack on the sidewalk. I came to rest 10 feet away from tristan and the bike. Lying on my back in the middle of the sidewalk, my head was unable to touch the ground because i was laughing so hard. Stagering into the convenince trying to regain control still laughing at what just happened, I watched tristan inspect the damage to his PS2 that was in the bag his was holding on his back. The back of his PS2 suffered a good beating and benting. Luckly, the fuckin thing still works. I'm home free.
Last night, tristan, clinton and I are going to the convenience. I was on tristans bike, and they were running for some stupid reason. Tristan had on these old school, hobo sun glasses with only one lense. He threw them on the ground when he began running. I picked them up and gave chase. I went as fast as i could in order to get as close as I could so i could get a clear shot at the back of his head with the glasses. I got about within 7 feet of the fucker and he slows down, I take aim and fire nailing him in the back of his head. Since he slowed down and I only had one hand on the handle bars, I didn't have enough time to make a good turn. I clipped tristan with the handlebars, turning them totaly sideways. Normaly when that happens at full speed your fucked, which i was. I flip over the handle bars, landing on my right sholder and elbow. Also giving my head a good wack on the sidewalk. I came to rest 10 feet away from tristan and the bike. Lying on my back in the middle of the sidewalk, my head was unable to touch the ground because i was laughing so hard. Stagering into the convenince trying to regain control still laughing at what just happened, I watched tristan inspect the damage to his PS2 that was in the bag his was holding on his back. The back of his PS2 suffered a good beating and benting. Luckly, the fuckin thing still works. I'm home free.
6 Comments:
la la la la
loser say what?
i love you tristan
ok.....lets get this straight....i'm the only one that LOVES tristan shumaker.....you said BRING IT....fine then...i will....I LOVE YOU TRISTAN
ok...w/e ..."your curly" jeez,...i think he's mine...
he's too cool...like, he's sooooo curly..and i really like him so leave him for me. I LOVE YOU TRISTAN SHUMAKER.... you said bring it on bitch...well guess what?........
its already been brought....grrrrr.
love ya tristan.
i know he's about to be taken.....ha ha.....
BY ME!!!!!!!!
wang lover...
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