Your Utopia...
Apparently someone has it all figured out. Once again another 'know it all' commented on my site and once again it didn't relate to my post... go figure. This is the entire post in it's entirety, with some helpful nit-picking.
Hey, Kevin, youre a psycho. (Thanks.) Katelyn you're a lesbian. Why don't we cut the shit and get to the real issues. (Yes, lets.) Everyone these days is worrying about human rights and the individual. When really we should be considering how to get humanity through the next century. (I'm sure it can manage without your help) Who cares if the little girl doesn't get her RAV4 from the tim hortons cup she found in the garbage. Who cares if the next lotto super 7 is an estimated 14 million dollars. Who cares if Newfoundland fisherman are going out of business. What about global warming, poverty and aids? I'm not the kind of person that thinks sending money and food is going to fix anything. If canada wants to become a major player in today's world, we have to start asserting ourselves. (no shit) Try this... there are too many people in africa, (uh huh) and they all want our hard earned pennies. (No they don't, the christians want our pennies) So sure, send them some money but only if they learn english and have 1 kid each. I was watching a documentary about canadian aid on tv and there was a muslim using a QWERTY keyboard, but all the text was islam stuff. Now that just seems wrong. (How is that wrong? It's a fucking keyboard. Are you saying we should lable keyboards for the nice white folks and the nice islamic folks? Sorta sounds like the Whites Only and the Coloured water fountains in the 50's) The power of our governments are crumbling. America. The most powerful nation on earth (some say anyway). A citizen of such country should be proud to be American. The government should be a thing to be feared. All these people bitching about war in Iraq blah blah blah and suing the government because their grandpa got the wrong medicine. Do nothing and nothing can go wrong. What about do something and every once in a while shit happens. Don't hate the player hate the game. (Ever heard of organizing your thoughts maybe?) Everone is over eager to grab the latest ipod or benefit check, (cause you know how similar in context these two items are) but don't understand that progress is a process that sometimes bites you in the ass. Look at 100 years ago, who had such luxuries? (this is when i stopped really reading and went to take a dump) And then WWI. The men who survived only got to see their sons shipped off to Normandy to be shot at by some dirty Kraut. Don't get me wrong, I am a firm believer that it is an honor to fight and die for what you believe in. But the point is that people in today's world are living alot better than they ever have before, but still find more ways to screw the state. (Now what the fuck are you talking about?) What about the greater good? Not the communist ideal that Western society is afraid of, but something different. Sure we can all own our cars and our houses, as long as the cars are electric and the houses wind-powered. (No seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?) But when you go to work, instead of just dog-fucking until 5 o clock, try doing a decent job and making this world a better place to live. 2000 years ago, the army with the most guys probably won the battle. (It did) As tactics developed, more often or not it came down to smarts. With today's technology, numbers of men mean almost nothing in an all out war. (Wrong) So China, India, Japan, Korea listen up... stop making babies. Your countries are full, and there aren't enough jobs for everyone anyway. All these people are just a burden on society. (What do you suggest we do? Burn them?) The more people there are, the more time, money, resources goes to waste. This means less progress and the icecaps get smaller. Up goes the water, goodbye San Francisco, Miami, Sydney, New York,Halifax (who gives a fuck). Earth's population is upwards of 6 billion. And growing, with a child dieing in shitty countries every 3 seconds how is that possible? Religion is a main factor, go forth and multiply. (Please shut up now) It worked in 1750 when Europe was trying to make use of the wilderness shat upon by indians since the dawn of mankind. (You don't even know what your talking about do you?) But in today's world, it is near suicide, and if not that, just plain stupidity. Kim Stanley Robinson (OMG!!! I must use a quote to sound smart!!!!!111) says it best when he wrot about everyone having the right to 2/3 of a child. When two people get married, they can have a kid, sell their remaining third or buy someone else's and have another child. The population would drop by 30 percent in one generation. How about that, focus more on new technology, stabalize the population and then everyone can get back to watching holographic movies, and listening to heavy metal on their 2TB ipod's. (Anyone have a gun?) It's what people wanted all along, but theyre too caught up in their own false charades of righteousness to understand it. (Yes you are) Keep avoiding the population problem and eventually bird flu or Sars or whatever the fuck's going to take a huge slice out of the pie of humanity. (hehehe, pie) Solve it before it's too late and utopia is within reach.
I have some news for you there bud. Your utopia will never exist.
Hey, Kevin, youre a psycho. (Thanks.) Katelyn you're a lesbian. Why don't we cut the shit and get to the real issues. (Yes, lets.) Everyone these days is worrying about human rights and the individual. When really we should be considering how to get humanity through the next century. (I'm sure it can manage without your help) Who cares if the little girl doesn't get her RAV4 from the tim hortons cup she found in the garbage. Who cares if the next lotto super 7 is an estimated 14 million dollars. Who cares if Newfoundland fisherman are going out of business. What about global warming, poverty and aids? I'm not the kind of person that thinks sending money and food is going to fix anything. If canada wants to become a major player in today's world, we have to start asserting ourselves. (no shit) Try this... there are too many people in africa, (uh huh) and they all want our hard earned pennies. (No they don't, the christians want our pennies) So sure, send them some money but only if they learn english and have 1 kid each. I was watching a documentary about canadian aid on tv and there was a muslim using a QWERTY keyboard, but all the text was islam stuff. Now that just seems wrong. (How is that wrong? It's a fucking keyboard. Are you saying we should lable keyboards for the nice white folks and the nice islamic folks? Sorta sounds like the Whites Only and the Coloured water fountains in the 50's) The power of our governments are crumbling. America. The most powerful nation on earth (some say anyway). A citizen of such country should be proud to be American. The government should be a thing to be feared. All these people bitching about war in Iraq blah blah blah and suing the government because their grandpa got the wrong medicine. Do nothing and nothing can go wrong. What about do something and every once in a while shit happens. Don't hate the player hate the game. (Ever heard of organizing your thoughts maybe?) Everone is over eager to grab the latest ipod or benefit check, (cause you know how similar in context these two items are) but don't understand that progress is a process that sometimes bites you in the ass. Look at 100 years ago, who had such luxuries? (this is when i stopped really reading and went to take a dump) And then WWI. The men who survived only got to see their sons shipped off to Normandy to be shot at by some dirty Kraut. Don't get me wrong, I am a firm believer that it is an honor to fight and die for what you believe in. But the point is that people in today's world are living alot better than they ever have before, but still find more ways to screw the state. (Now what the fuck are you talking about?) What about the greater good? Not the communist ideal that Western society is afraid of, but something different. Sure we can all own our cars and our houses, as long as the cars are electric and the houses wind-powered. (No seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?) But when you go to work, instead of just dog-fucking until 5 o clock, try doing a decent job and making this world a better place to live. 2000 years ago, the army with the most guys probably won the battle. (It did) As tactics developed, more often or not it came down to smarts. With today's technology, numbers of men mean almost nothing in an all out war. (Wrong) So China, India, Japan, Korea listen up... stop making babies. Your countries are full, and there aren't enough jobs for everyone anyway. All these people are just a burden on society. (What do you suggest we do? Burn them?) The more people there are, the more time, money, resources goes to waste. This means less progress and the icecaps get smaller. Up goes the water, goodbye San Francisco, Miami, Sydney, New York,Halifax (who gives a fuck). Earth's population is upwards of 6 billion. And growing, with a child dieing in shitty countries every 3 seconds how is that possible? Religion is a main factor, go forth and multiply. (Please shut up now) It worked in 1750 when Europe was trying to make use of the wilderness shat upon by indians since the dawn of mankind. (You don't even know what your talking about do you?) But in today's world, it is near suicide, and if not that, just plain stupidity. Kim Stanley Robinson (OMG!!! I must use a quote to sound smart!!!!!111) says it best when he wrot about everyone having the right to 2/3 of a child. When two people get married, they can have a kid, sell their remaining third or buy someone else's and have another child. The population would drop by 30 percent in one generation. How about that, focus more on new technology, stabalize the population and then everyone can get back to watching holographic movies, and listening to heavy metal on their 2TB ipod's. (Anyone have a gun?) It's what people wanted all along, but theyre too caught up in their own false charades of righteousness to understand it. (Yes you are) Keep avoiding the population problem and eventually bird flu or Sars or whatever the fuck's going to take a huge slice out of the pie of humanity. (hehehe, pie) Solve it before it's too late and utopia is within reach.
I have some news for you there bud. Your utopia will never exist.
posted by Sandwich at 6:29 p.m.
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