The Albertian Skit

I’m thirsty!

IDEA!!

Aren’t I sexy!?

Sprite! It puts hair on your chest ;-)

By: Jilly From Alberta

For those of you that think i'm a self centered bastard, this is more proof that I am indeed correct about my assumptions on my personal appearance. This little skit of sorts was created by the smart and pretty Jill from Alberta. She'll be a Maxim girl one day, I promise you.

I don't need no drugs to calm me

You know, for the last few months life has truly been fucking great. I've had just about everything go my way. Met my girlfriend, got onto the high school hoops team, I'm working a really great job that's gonna lead to a fucking awesome career.

But then some bumps popped up in the road. Nothing major really. It didn't throw me off one bit at the time. Ever heard of the snow ball effect? It started with Ms. Armistead posponing the drama production. Now i know for some that this isn't a big deal, but little do some know that I was planning on devoting my life for like 2 months to that fucking play. That was the only reason I really wanted to stick around in Rainy River was so I could work on that fucking play. But now it's gone.

Then I recieved word that the Rainy River District School Board in all their wisdom decided they're going to move grade 7 & 8's into the highschool. So where would they put these little fucksticks? Our fucking student lounge thats where. And according to some god forsaken Goverment act, the Healthy Schools act or something like that. They're going to take away our vending machines. Little does the goverment know, the vending machines are 99% of the entire revinue for Student Council. So what would this mean? No more dances, no more student fun days no more nothing. How exactly does that make our school appealing to students in this area?

Next off. I am beginning to grow very impatient with everyone and everything in the high school. I used to love going to school, it was accually fun for me at one point in time. But once again, I fucking dispise it and nearly everyone in it. Nearly for some of my avid friends who go to that hole. For those people who i don't talk to in a nearly friendly manner, I probably hate you.

So as the year drags on, it seems to get farther and father away from the end. And so many people seem to get stupider and stupider and more fucking annoying. Who knows, maybe someone like andy is gonna snap and gun someone down. Some can only hope they take out the stupid ones first.

Ownage Fest 2006

I've been blogging for almost 2 years now. It was just alittle lul in my blogging. Accually i just kinda forgot. The blog is usually my homepage but spywear keeps changing it to homepage.com or something gay like that. So it sorta slipped my mind.

So whats happened in the last month. Not much really. I started playin ball with the highschool team in mid january. We just finished off our season today 5-7 record or something like that. We got fucking owned by Atikokan, 70-26 or something gay like that. Could have beat them, we just didn't give a flying fuck because we wern't going to NorWOSSA anyways.

I'll add something a little later. Here's a picture.