7-up Yours

Today was fairly eventful. Spent the day in fort doing drama with thy fair lady. Twas a good day. Got there around 9 to be greeted greatfully. Preformed our first show at 10:30, at lunch, then preformed again at 12:30. The rest of the time was spent hanging around and cuddling (for Heather and I anyways). And yes for you little children who wonder what is going on with my love life (all 2 of you). I am no longer single. Very happily with my ladie who is accually 23 months older then me. Who would of thunk it eh? We're a happy bunch.

Death cakes!

Hey Guys! Watch This!

This weekend has had little constructive output. None for the benifit of the world atleast. Although I have done some constructive things for myself and the site. If you look over to your right, you'll see I managed to put up a links bar. Mostly of sites that I check day in and day out.

For the sites that say -{!Adults Only!}- beside them. You can only imagin what lies there. So if I get e-mails from angry parents I will seriously skull thump every last one of you. And your parents should do so as well. And if they don't, i'll skull thump them for being pussies.

So, remember kids,

IF YOU HAVE SEX, YOU WILL DIE!

Imagine All The People...

Today i've just been sitting at home trying to find something to do. I wish to watch tv but my dad is building his bar in the rec. room. To much god damn noise. Last night i spent my time wisely. 7 hours of phone conversation. Most people can't keep a conversation going for longer then 2 hours. Others that do, usually get bored after the 3 hour mark. If they even make it to the 3 hour mark...

I guess it really depends on the person your talking to. The cooler and more entertaining the person is, the longer the coversation. It can also depend on how social you are. Some people dred talking on the phone. Then there is people like me who could spend hours apon hours talking on the phone. Although, some of the time, conversations can be cut short due to the cursed "low battery". How I hate thee.

Anyways, I encourage you young folks out there to have more, good long phone conversations. There usally is a benifet to it to. If you talk long enough this is. I know this for sure, because last night, well... accually this morning at about 3am, I was told something that literally took my breath away. Completly blew me away. It's the rewards like that which make me love long phone conversations so much.

Beavson Copy

"Dancin Frances, he resides under a sycamore tree and clicks his heals with glee."
Unfortunatly this photo is not of a Clinton Weafer Original. Accually a Beavson Copy of a Clinton Weafer Original. We can't afford the real thing.


Dancin Frances: Beavson Copy of a Clinton Weafer Original

Frat Party At The Pankake Festival

Currently in the works of building a super weapon that will completly destroy the universe as we know it. Complete anialation of everything. Nothing will be left. On that note, anyone who wants to get laid should do so in the next 16 hours, 37 minutes and 12 seconds. I live on 713 lorena Ave. if anyone need someone to love.

Anyways, i'm sitting here watching a Linkin Park DVD. Just hangin out alone. Last night was another long night of el telephone conversations. But yeah, now i'm bored waiting for someone to get online. Although there is like 15 people online, there is only one or two people that i really want to talk to right now. Warm and fuzzy as i like to call them.
Here's a photo.

Out Of Mana

Well, last night was, some what eventful. Lot of people running around, peter klein slept in the snow for an hour. Jessica was the only one remotly drunk. She was trying to make gruttner a snow man and failed horribly. Jordans "picking up chicks"never happened. And tiny tim never got his medicine. His funeral will be held at 1pm tuesday afternoon at Altec Lansing Church in Kodak city.
As for me, I had an alright night. Little bit of pool here and there. I got a woppping 1 beer in me. By the way, if you have more then $26 and you planning on getting a 24. Step up alittle and don't get Lucky Lager. You'll thank me later. Gruttner broke a chair lastnight too. Raving drunk. He had a wopping 1/2 a beer because he couldn't finish his lucky. Too sick.

And in closing.

DEATH TO LUCKY LAGER!

Oh yeah, tristan, your sister was great last night.

Multi-Purpose McBain

Not much to report today. We're on the middle of a 4 person 8-ball round robin. The first game just started alittle over 2 minutes ago. For the next game I face of against Gruttner. By the way, for that big nine ball game against me and him, I won 9 games to 8. Better luck next time big G.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot

PARTY AT GRUTTNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{The Gruttner Files}

So I says, I says, fuck off lou.

It is currently 12:30 in the AM on a nice Thursday morning. The moon is shining, music is playing in the background, and adams reading something about cars. Because I made him. I tend to make people do things against there will. But yeah, we're currently 5 - 4 games on our nine ball championship. I'm winning, of course. *faint cheering*
By the way, for some of you idiots who havn't already figured it out, i'm in fort. Whoppy fucking do right? Meh, go to hell edgar, i don't give a damn.

I LOVE LAMP!

No, i didn't steal it from anchor man. I REALLY love lamp.

Qwik Tune

For those whom havn't noticed, the world is completly going to hell. The human moral is going completly down hill, the judical system has no power, and the government is something that insted of being charished it's being attacked and destroyed. People are killing animals for the sake of killing animals. People are killing eachother for reasons unknown. Wars are being fought, cultures being destroyed, countries being taken over. Children are becoming more powerful then those who raised them. Society as we know it is worse then it has ever been.

Today there are over 6.5 billion people on this earth. Our population is growing, our knowledge is growing more. The world as we we knew it decades ago was simple and care free. The sun rose because the sun rose, babies came after two people had intercourse, the sky is blue because it is. Today, everything is questioned. Why is they sky blue? Why does he look like that? Will this burn? The human mind has explanded on the want to understand the world around it. Although the human has not evolved in over 1 million years give or take. Why? Are we the last link in the evolution chain? Is this it? We have yet to find out.

These days children are growing up at a rate that can not be measured. Children are maturing much faster then they did 2 - 3 decades ago. Today children are smarter, stronger and more capible then ever befor. To some that is a good thing, to others, it's the worst thing imaginable. Girls the age of 13 are getting pregnate, some even younger. Girls the age of 10 are wearing clothes designed for those double that age. Thongs are being manufared for 10 year old girls. Children and young teens are smoking, drinking and doing drugs. Children are revoling against there parents. They are acting out way past the parents control. Society is to blame. A world fueled by hate, war, and chaos.

It is very evident that it's much to late to turn back now. No matter how much we try to change for the better to slow down the way our lives are changing, the speed is to great to stop. Society is a frieght train out of control and there is only one way this thing is going to stop. Derailing. It's got to end sometime right? Times up.

HACKER PROOF!!!!

Well my prettys, i'm in the big center of Winnipeg. Lots of movies, games, swimming, eating, musical insterments. You know, the usual. Just about to watch Sky Captian and The World Of Tomorrow on the best home theater system in the land on a 9' wide screen. Oh joy. More information will be posted at a later date. I'm tired, and its movie time.

I AM NOT BLACK!

Niagra Tree House Blends

To Hell We Ride!

ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!! Today was a complete waste of my fucking time. So boring and pointless. Nothing happened at school. We had winter carnival today, my event was like snow soccer. I allowed it to be full contact so it would be alot funner. When i told Mr. Laplante that he totally went off to tackle everyone in site. But when he got tackled he demanded a foul to be called against the other team. It was like -20 today so we only got threw like 2 games. So they decided to finish the games inside. So by that time, me and clinton took off.
Also, funny thing happened today. Mr. Murphy and i were walking into the school after the first game of snow soccer. And Mr. Thompson was saying something about it's warm for his team because they were just running. And Mr. Murphy just said under his breath, but loud enough for me to here "You don't know what your talking about Mr. T so just shut the fuck up." By far the highlight of my day.

Anyways me and CWEAF are listening to music and playing some box. I'm soon to be schooling his as at some halo 2.

GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today went absolutly excellent. I had my meeting today. Let me tell you, i was nervous as hell. I really don't know why considering it wasn't accually an interview. None the less was it ever intimadating, it was 3 on 1. Three Canadian Army officers in full dress, against moi. But I totally blew them away, I kept firing questions about every possible thing I could think of. I asked them everything from dress to drills to univeristy. For something that was expected to take about 10 - 15 minutes, we kept at it for over an hour. Let me tell you, were they ever impressed. They told me that never in thier career's has anyone ever been as prepared as I was. Coming from 3 recruiters, who've talked to over 10, 000 people about employment in the Canadian Forces, was I ever overwhelmed from hearing that. It felt like I was givin the Medal Of Honour or some sort of pretiegious prize of that sort. But yeah, I could start working within the next month and a half if I get my applications in soon. I feel GREAT.

PASSPORT DEATH CANADA

Not alot has happened this week. Everyone has been flipping out in my comments area. I've been deprived of many hours of much needed sleep. But givin the reason why I didn't sleep was well worth it. Phone conversations. Anyways, my badminton career is looking up. I think I have a new partner. We could accually have a chance in NorWOSSA's. But yeah. I have a meeting tomorrow with two Officers of the Canadian Army about employment. Pretty excited about that. Anyways, nothing really to comment on at the moment.

Oh yeah.

Fuck The Liberals

Mono! Where?!?!

Well ladies and gentalmen, I beleive that all my "mono" has passed. The thing is, i've been sick for the past month befor I got told I had mono. Now I feel great. I got a slight cold. Nothing a few dayquell can't take care off. I'm full of energy, unlike last week when I could barely do anything. I'm even thinking of going for a good healthy 5k run. I hate blood tests that don't come until after you feel alot better. It totally defeats the purpose. It's like saying "yeah, I HAD mono." Well I apparently still have the virus, but I don't worry.

In other news, this week I have my Canadian Forces interview. One of many to come I beleive. I'm going for the 5k run to build up my stamina. So I can kill the physical fitness test in a few months. The 2.4k step test won't have nothin on me.

Merry Mono To You Too

From Web MD

Infectious mononucleosis (commonly called mono) is a viral illness usually caused by the Epstein-Barr virus (EBV). Mono most commonly develops in young adults between the ages of 15 and 24. The virus can be spread through contact with saliva, mucus (from the nose and throat), and sometimes tears. Rarely, EBV is spread through blood transfusions. Because the virus can be spread through saliva, mono is sometimes called the kissing disease.

Once you have been infected with EBV, your body may periodically shed (or give off) the virus throughout your lifetime, possibly spreading the virus to others. This can occur despite the fact that you do not have symptoms after your initial mono infection; the virus may still be found in your saliva up to 18 months after you have recovered from your symptoms. Some newly infected people may not have any symptoms of mono and may not be aware they are spreading the virus that causes mono.

Yes children, i have da mono. As you have read "the virus may still be found in your saliva up to 18 months after you have recovered from your symptoms."
Gun please? Anyone? Just one bullet needed...

This also has ended my contact sports for the next month or so. Apparently my spleen could rupture if i get hit near the stomach area. Which if that does happens, i'll need surgery to correct. Considering the nearest place for surgery is Winniepeg, i'll see you all in none existant hell. So on second thought, another bullet will be needed.

Fin.

Invincible

Today was pretty uneventful. I slept in, forgot to turn my alarm clock on last night. I got Badminton practice at 5. Then at 6 i'm leaving practice early to go to tae kwon do in fort. I need all the practice i can get considering Saturday i have my black belt test. I'm getting sort of more nervous inside every hour it draws near. I know as long as i focus and keep cool i'm gonna get it no problem. But that's always my short fall for tests such as this. I don't want to be known as one of those black belts who just barely got by. It not only makes me look bad, it makes my instructor look bad also. I'm deciding tomorrow if i accually am going to test or not. It's alot of pressure.

Not Ment For Me

I just got back from my anti-bullying preformance thing in fort. Let me tell you, that was the funnest two days that i've had in awhile. Hung out with alot of cool people. Made alot of new friends. And met some very beautiful and stunning women. You know who you fine ladies are, and don't you denie it. I also met some unbelievible actors/actress'. In my play, i was one of 4 main characters. The other three people are those i tip my hat to. Kyle, Melissa, and of course the wonderful Sarah. My character gets, thrown around, choked, beaten, kicked. It was fun playing the character and making the over all play having a sort of depressing feeling since i kill myself in the end. Oh god, i can't wait to do it all again. And see all you girls again. Yes adam, i didn't forget about you, you rock dude.